Yar, it be time to be impartin’ the recipes for the grog we swilled while reviewin’ Muppet Treasure Island, to be sure, arr! (Don’t worry, I hate me for that too.)

Shot: Cannonball, because hey, pirates, am I right?

1/2oz each black sambucca and “coffee liqueur” – you know the one. #NoFreeRides

Cocktail: Long John Silver, named after the lovable cook aboard the Hispañola…

Fill a highball glass with ice. Add 1.5oz silver rum and juice of 1/2 lemon. Fill with iced tea.

Not one of our favorite Muppet movies so far, but two of the better drinks. Listen to our Muppet Treasure Island episode for a full movie review, how the taste test went, and much, much more!