Toe pick!

Shot: Kate’s First Drink, which really shouldn’t be anyone’s first drink.

• Pour 1oz silver tequila into a shot glass. Cut a lemon wedge and have a shaker of salt handy. Lick back of hand, apply salt, lick salt, drink shot, and bite lemon. Repeat until you’re comfortable enough to ”dance” to generic movie montage music.

Cocktail: Pamchenko Twist, the physically impossible move dreamt up by the skating coach while presumably in a Russian gulag.

• Fill a shaker with ice and add 2oz vodka and 1oz Lillet. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon twist. Get it?

Check out our thoughts on the drinks, flick, and more on our Cutting Edge episode!