Best enjoyed at your neighborhood BDSM bar.
Shot: Bye-Bye, Birdie, after the Walsh family’s rabid, spontaneously-combusting parakeet. Or maybe Jesse blew it up with a goddamn cherry bomb.
- In a shot glass layer 1/2oz melon liqueur and 1/2oz limoncello. Float 151 rum and ignite.
Cocktail: Dirtball, the pet name Coach Schneider uses for his “favorite” students.
- Place an ice ball in a rocks glass. Add 1.5oz each dark crème de cacao and Irish cream. Stir.